“The Woman Who Farted in the Bible”: How to Tell Radical Versions of Traditional Stories

Hi everyone. I just wanted to let you know that I will be telling “radical versions of traditional stories” at the Newburgh Fringe Festival on Friday, October 16, and I’m pleased as punch!

I wanted to explain a little bit about WHY I’m telling “radical versions of traditional stories,” and what it all means.

I will perform four of these—two ancient Greek stories and two Bible stories that I will tell against the grain, queerly, and arising out of my own vision of holiness, justice, sexuality, and gender.

Why? I LOVE traditional stories — by which I mean myths, fairy tales, folktales, or any other stories that at some point arise from an oral tradition — and I’ve been learning how to tell them over the past 25 years. I love them for many reasons, and I believe they are the primary vehicle through which human brains make meaning of the world. Even our contemporary movies and novels are often versions of these deep, classic stories.

It’s not that “there’s nothing new under the sun.” Rather, these stories are so capacious, profound, and powerful that we make them new all the time — which is what my October performance is about.

One of my other favorite things about stories is that they have no fixed meaning (or “moral,”) but are endlessly suggestive and pregnant with meaning. Throughout human history and prehistory (absent political repression), we individual storytellers have always been able to tell them in our own way, with our own emphases and our own political predilections. That’s why there are so many different versions of myths and fairy tales, and many versions contradict one another. Even in religious traditions, many stories contradict one another, and their meanings are unremittingly disputed.

On Friday, October 16 at 6 PM, at the ADS Back Gallery in Newburgh NY, I’ll be telling my own versions of four stories that have fascinated and/or haunted me since childhood (in two cases) and adolescence (in the two other cases). I will tell two ancient Greek myths (the story of Dionysus, and Aristophanes’ myth about the origin of love), and two weird-ass Bible stories (Samson and Delilah, and Achsah, the woman who farts for the sake of justice in the Book of Judges). As you might expect, gender, sexuality, violence, and control (or lack of it) will come up a lot. So will the power that human relationships intrinsically have to fight the powers that be.

I’d love to see you there! You can buy $15 tickets at this link:

https://safeharborsofthehudson.thundertix.com/events/271223

I’m especially happy that there will be a talkback after the show so you can tell me what you think!

Exciting Stuff

Hey everybody! I’ve been having some exciting stuff go on, but I haven’t updated here for a while!

First, I’ve been thrilled to start doing Moth-style, personal storytelling without notes, at The Artichoke’s sold-out stage in Beacon and Beacon’s wonderful other venue, Adult Stories with John Blesso! One of my stories was about being at close quarters with some very scary people, and the other was about the very first time I went in disguise to a Christian right conference.

I am so excited to be pursuing this new art form. I’ll be doing more of it Saturday, June 29 at Pros(e) of Pie’s LGBTQ Pride Show at Philipsburg Manor and Saturday, September 14 back at The Artichoke, where the story will involve parents and porn.

Other stuff going on: I’ve been touring local Ethical Culture humanist congregations, speaking on “Atheism and the Alt-Right: A Horrible Confluence,” about the weird and disturbing fact that alt-right politics have been permeating atheist subcultures for the past several years. Next up is Sunday, June 9 at the New York Society for Ethical Culture!

Stay tuned for a project I will launch soon that combines lyrical, sensual writing with service journalism! (Bet you don’t hear that a lot! :-) )

I’ll be featured speaking about my career and reading my work at Julie Chibbaro’s amazing series Get Lit Beacon Sunday, July 14 at 5 PM! I will read from my memoir Growing Up Golem and read/tell some harrowing and funny personal stories about hanging with the far right.

Also, my fall memoir workshop starts Wednesday, September 25, and goes for eight weeks (we skip October 9). Let me know if you’re interested.

Meanwhile, I’ll be teaching a one-day summer memoir writing intensive in Beacon Sunday, July 28.

Oh, and I’m in a podcast.

More news soon!

With love – Donna