“The Woman Who Farted in the Bible”: How to Tell Radical Versions of Traditional Stories

Hi everyone. I just wanted to let you know that I will be telling “radical versions of traditional stories” at the Newburgh Fringe Festival on Friday, October 16, and I’m pleased as punch!

I wanted to explain a little bit about WHY I’m telling “radical versions of traditional stories,” and what it all means.

I will perform four of these—two ancient Greek stories and two Bible stories that I will tell against the grain, queerly, and arising out of my own vision of holiness, justice, sexuality, and gender.

Why? I LOVE traditional stories — by which I mean myths, fairy tales, folktales, or any other stories that at some point arise from an oral tradition — and I’ve been learning how to tell them over the past 25 years. I love them for many reasons, and I believe they are the primary vehicle through which human brains make meaning of the world. Even our contemporary movies and novels are often versions of these deep, classic stories.

It’s not that “there’s nothing new under the sun.” Rather, these stories are so capacious, profound, and powerful that we make them new all the time — which is what my October performance is about.

One of my other favorite things about stories is that they have no fixed meaning (or “moral,”) but are endlessly suggestive and pregnant with meaning. Throughout human history and prehistory (absent political repression), we individual storytellers have always been able to tell them in our own way, with our own emphases and our own political predilections. That’s why there are so many different versions of myths and fairy tales, and many versions contradict one another. Even in religious traditions, many stories contradict one another, and their meanings are unremittingly disputed.

On Friday, October 16 at 6 PM, at the ADS Back Gallery in Newburgh NY, I’ll be telling my own versions of four stories that have fascinated and/or haunted me since childhood (in two cases) and adolescence (in the two other cases). I will tell two ancient Greek myths (the story of Dionysus, and Aristophanes’ myth about the origin of love), and two weird-ass Bible stories (Samson and Delilah, and Achsah, the woman who farts for the sake of justice in the Book of Judges). As you might expect, gender, sexuality, violence, and control (or lack of it) will come up a lot. So will the power that human relationships intrinsically have to fight the powers that be.

I’d love to see you there! You can buy $15 tickets at this link:

https://safeharborsofthehudson.thundertix.com/events/271223

I’m especially happy that there will be a talkback after the show so you can tell me what you think!

Updates During A Coup



Hi friends. I haven’t updated you here in a long time, and I have lots of news for you!
Of course, this email is being sent out in the midst of a brazen attempt at an authoritarian coup in the United States, which really puts my small bit of writing and publishing news into, as they say, perspective.
Before I get to the latter, JOIN ME IN FIGHTING BACK!
Go to indivisible.org and any demonstrations you can.
Trump, of course, hates oppositional queer writing by women (among others), so maybe this newsletter from me is topical after all!
My novel DONNAVILLE is going like gangbusters. I’m thrilled that I will be one of four featured writers at this year’s Rainbow Book Fair in Manhattan, Saturday, May 10 at the LGBTQ Center, 208 W. 13th Street.
The WROTE podcast did a really fun interview with me about DONNAVILLE, which is up right now. Hosts Vance Bastian and Baz Collins zeroed in on the role of mythology in the book, and asked if its structure had anything to do with Joseph Campbell, which… DING! DING! DING! Yes, it does :-) I love the hero’s journey (which is both less hokey and less sexist than some think), and I love myth even more. The WROTE podcast hosts got it, and I was over the moon.
Meanwhile, I did ANOTHER interview with the Chills at Will podcast, which is “a celebration of the visceral beauty of literature.” I loved host Peter Riehl’s questions, and I can’t wait till that podcast is up.
Watch for a DONNAVILLE reading this summer at Blue Heron Books in High Falls, New York… Also watch for a summer memoir writing workshop from me.
In two weeks, I’m appearing for the first time at the Saints and Sinners Festival in New Orleans, an LGBTQ writing conference I have always wanted to go to. Delighted that I will be on a panel on “nurturing your writing habit” with Michael Cunningham, Jewelle Gomez, Jonathan Alexander, and Joan Larkin, greats all! on Saturday, March 29. I will also be giving a writing workshop Friday, March 28 on writing that straddles memoir and fiction…
Back in New York, I’ll be lecturing on Gnosticism, my favorite religion of all time, at the Brooklyn Society for Ethical Culture, Sunday, April 20 from 12:30 PM to 2 PM, 269 4th Avenue. (Don’t worry, I won’t be talking for that whole time, there will be some other things on the program besides me, like music :-) ) Come on down and learn about this radical ancient religion that hated the idea of a jealous, worship-demanding patriarchal god. Some of their medieval adherents thought that, ahem, queer sex was more holy…
DONNAVILLE is now available as an e-book in addition to a paperback. You can get the e-book here and everywhere!
Finally, the next Lit Lit, the monthly open mic for writers I host in Beacon, NY, will be Friday, April 4 from 7 to 9 PM. We are open to all, including non-locals! Check out our new poster by artist Samantha Palmeri. For a fabulous evening with over 20 writers of all genres, come to the Howland Cultural Center, 477 Main Street. If you’d like to read your work (five-minute time limit) get there by 6:30 to sign up.
That’s all I’ve got. Take part in nationwide protests on April 5.
I love you — Donna